How to say Fuck You in 10 languages.
- Kisama - Japanese
- As to thialo - Greek
- Dorme mecum - Latin
- Javla - Swidish
- Fick dich - German
- Cao ni - Mandarin
- Fuck you - English
- Ssibal - Korean
- Chodela - Hindi
- PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAGPAKAILANMAN! - Filipino
My PE teacher was talking to us about cyber bullying and she goes “Whatever you post on Facebook…Twitter…Myspace…Tumblr…They will find it.” And I was thinking HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TUMBLR?! And everyone in the class (like 10 people, my PE class is tiny.) says, “Coach Gravatt, what’s tumblr?” and I yelled “ITS LIKE CLUB PENGUIN BUT LEAVES A VIRUS ON YOUR COMPUTER.” its ok, I covered for us. LOL.
Next time you tell a joke and no one laughs, say:
“I guess that joke was a lot like sex. I get it and you don’t”